Hollywood is getting skinnier and skinnier these days. Paris Hilton & friends appear to be in a constant battle of whose ribcage can poke through their chest more, the girls on the new 90210 spin-off are so thin I'm convinced they will disappear if they turn sideways, and Victoria Beckham could not resemble a bobble-head doll more if she stood on a spring a bounced up and down.
So yeah, celebrities are skinny. This is not news. But what I don’t get is just how they are so slim. Every time I see a picture of Nicole Richie/The Hills girls/Ashley Tisdale, they are sipping on a 350-calorie Starbucks Frapp. And am I the only one who noticed Poppa Spears feeding Britney cheese ‘n’ grits on her MTV documentary? I know girlfriend did not get her signature abs back with a steady died of Southern fried goodness. Even Lindsay Lohan looks as if to have lost some weight, which is strange because I thought she’d be doing a lot more eating out now that she is dating Samantha Ronson…
Now, I’ve never been one for conspiracy theories, but this peculiarity seems to be worth looking into further. More on this special investigation to come soon.
Hugs & (Hershey) Kisses,
MJ
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