Someone Made A Deal With The Devil...

Less than a year ago did super gorgeous supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio give birth to her first child. If this isn't some black magic shit right here, then I'm a size zero.

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MJ

Turn Your Everyday Workout Into A Paparazzi Photoshoot:

Post Brought To You By Famewhores, Heidi And Spencer





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MJ

Drew's diet gives new meaning to the phrase "No pain, no gain."

Actress/Producer/Former out-of-control child star, Drew Barrymore, credits her new bangin' body to a little tongue action - and not the kind you think. Remember that tongue ring you begged your mom to let you get when you were 15? Well it turns out it can do it a lot more for you than just make giving a BJ tons 'o' fun.

"They do it and you're like, 'Oh my God, why would I ever think twice about not doing this; this didn't hurt at all.' And then the guy was like, 'What I didn't tell you is that for, like, two weeks, it's just going to be a little uncomfortable. I couldn't eat, couldn't drink for two weeks - great diet in a weird way."

When I got my tongue pierced in high school all that changed was I ended up posing like Gene Simmons in our family portraits for three consecutive three years before my dad threatened to "rip that thing in your mouth out with pliers." Maybe he would have reconsidered if he new it was just a new form of Jenny Craig...


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MJ

Quote of the day

"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

Note to Mariah: Please Only Open Your Mouth To Sing


Hugs & (Hershey) Kisses,

MJ

The Skinny On Celebrities presents the Fit Awards!

Awards season has come and gone and I don't know about you, but I'm finding myself missing the gorgeous gowns, Mickey Rourke's drunken acceptance speeches (LOKI!!!!), and Angelina Jolie's losing death stare. In honor of this fame-tastic part of the year I thought I'd get in on the action with my very own............ FIT AWARDS!


Best Bum

Jessica Alba


Tightest Tummy

Kate Hudson


Yoga Body Hottie

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls



Fittest Friends

Lauren and Lo from The Hills

Awesome-est Arms

Mr. Scarlett Johansson himself, Ryan Reynolds

Best Body Comeback

Nicole Richie


Loveliest Legs

Whitney Port from The City

Best Plastic Surgeon

Star Jones



Hugs & (Hershey) Kisses,

MJ

We Got To Eat

Belinda Carlisle of the band The Go-Go’s is the latest B-list celebrity to jump on the weight-loss endorsement bandwagon. These days, the “Our Lips Are Sealed” singer will be keeping her lips sealed to all non-Nutrisystem foods.
This might not be the most exciting flaab news of the day, but it does give me an excuse to post this video from The Go-Go’s:



Viva La 80's!

Hugs & (Hershey) Kisses,

MJ