Lindsay Lohan has gone and gotten herself a new nickname. The failed actress formally known as Blohan, was photographed this weekend looking scary skinny while - what else? - shopping with her equally annoying mother and sister (don't even try to pretend you haven't seen the life changing television event that is Living Lohan).
I guess all that eating out she's doing with Samantha Ronson really fills her up because the sometimes singer, most recently dubbed Lezlo, looks like she's one missed-cheeseburger away from heading back to lollipop-head land.
Lindsay's publicist spoke out this morning admitting (aduhhhhhhh) that L.L. has lost some weight, but it is simply due to stress. Funny how when I'm stressed I inhale an entire tub of Nutella in one sitting, but when
a celebutante gets stressed out she always ends up looking like one of those Ethiopian long distance runners.
On that note, I will now officially only refer to Lohan as Bonehan...at least until the cocaine rumors resurface.
Hugs & (Hershey) Kisses,
MJ
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